Armageddon Jr
Sunday, September 24, 2006
You are not supposed to a judge a book by it's cover, but you do know if it has a poorly made cover that the writer was not creative enough to come up with a good cover idea or his/her book wasn't written well enough to find a publisher wealthy enough to put money into a cover.
Hugo Chavez
President of Venezuela 1999 - Present
George Bush
President of the United States of America 2001 - Present
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
President of Iran 2005 - Present
Jeff "The Missing Link" Rumakinktostozlon
WWE Wrestler 2007 - 2008
Chinga
Grand General of Cambodia 2008 - 2021
Glorbauch
Supreme Ruler of Earth 2024 - ?????
It appears that more often that any time in history, human beings are electing leaders who's eyes are merging towards the center of their heads. It may be a stretch to assume that a cyclops will take over the planet, but the ape theory is not out of question. If we continue to elect primates it is inevitable that our world will be overrun with man beasts in the future. Only the people who begin to follow the wide-eyed crazies like the runaway bride and drink Marshall Applewhite's Koolaid will be spared from the clash of civilizations.
It may be time to start believing people who say they know where to find a spaceship.
posted by Ghengis @ 10:30 PM,
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Fast Food Drinkin'
Friday, September 15, 2006
My favorite is the people who come in with a list. I am fairly sure that the office picks the ding bat secretary to be the one to pick up the lunch at Subway so they can talk about her while she's gone. HE wants lettuce, tomatoes, and a little bit of honey mustard. SHE wants E-coli spinach, pasta noodles, and a bunch of the horsey sauce . And I want blah blah blah! As if the sandwich artist cares who is going to eat the bread and vegetable with a little bit of meat compilation. Oh yeah and I forgot that the boss wants two more sandwiches!
I think that these unfortunate office rejects were the target audience for this sign.
Oh I'm on the clock! I'll have to try it after work.
posted by Ghengis @ 10:40 PM,
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First Name Basis?
Sunday, September 10, 2006
I was sitting on the couch reading a book. Eli was on the other side of the sectional couch quietly watching football. Peyton was in the kitchen throwing around pots and pans. He kept yelling, "Fuck fuck fuck fuck!" They were watching themselves play each other live on TV. I thought of how anyone else would react if they were given the opportunity to hang with stars. Not only was a proud of myself that I could be calm and collected enough to not be a mindless fanboy infront of celebrities, I was bold enough to yell at Peyton, "Shut the fuck up!"
Football seasons has finally started. Tonight will tell if this dream was true.
posted by Ghengis @ 9:06 PM,
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Child
Friday, September 08, 2006
I recently moved from Globo Gym to Joe's Gym. At the new gym they offered a free fitness test and I have trouble turning down free things. If only they had told me ahead of time that a guy would be pinching my fat.
When we were done, the computer spit out a number of pages on all kinds of things about myself! The page that caught my eye was the "body age" page. I was very pleased to find out that I am carrying around the body of a 20-year-old (nearly 7 years younger that the real one). I am hoping that it is still legal to put alcohol inside of an under-aged body. That would make tailgating very difficult this weekend.I'm gonna wreck this thing.
This beats the hell out of the Real Age Test, brought to you by Miss Orpah.
posted by Ghengis @ 9:12 PM,
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