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My Dad Totally Owns this Dealership


I went to say hi to the girls we usually talk to at my neighborhood bar. They already had a frat guy looking gentleman suitor talking to them so I had to wait my turn.

"Oh my God. You have THAT cell phone service?" he said incredulously glaring with his Lance Bass crazy eyes. He looked at his friend and bumped him with the back of his hand, "She has THAT cell phone service!" His friend laughed on cue. "Baby you gotta dump that shit. I'll hook you up. I got my own cell phone store."

The girl took the bait, "Which store?"

"Man, I got my own store. The one in the mall. That's why I have that Jag out front."

One of the other girls said, "Oh I have a friend that works for your company. He works at the one across town."

He opened up his crazy eyes again and laughed, "The one across town?? Hah!" He bumped his friend again. "She says he works at the store across town." His friend laughed again like a trained dog. "You mean the AUTHORIZED DEALER? The authorized dealer, HAHA! Baby you can't get a ride like the Jag I have out front working at the authorized dealer!"

"Oh I didn't know there was a difference. So that's your store at the mall?"

"Yeah! Why do you think I have that Jag out front?" he said proudly, pointing with two fingers and a thumb to the alleged Jaguar on the other side of the wall. "Come over. I work tomorrow. I'll hook you up. That's how I got that Jag out front by hookin' people up and they keep coming back!"

I was tired of this so I had to say something. Dufus hadn't noticed I was there so I acted like I just walked up. "Hey ladies, how's it going? I just saw them towing the asshole who parked in the handicapped spot out front."

The guy bumped me with the back of his hand like he did his friend, "Dude! Was it a Jag?"

"I don't know. It's dark out there but whoever it is wasted a lot of money on those wheels."

"Oh shit! Ladies I gotta bounce. See ya'll tomorrow at my store! It's the kiosk across from the Gymboree!"



When he finally left I said, "Did he have the Jag out front?"

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posted by Ghengis @ 7:06 PM, ,

You Eat Too Much

Food Nutrition Eating Health Diet [BOLD

Mongolia: The Batsuuri family of Ulaanbaatar

Food expenditure for one week: 41,985.85 togrogs or $40.02
Family recipe: Mutton dumplings


I have no connection to anything Mongolian (other than people accidentally clicking on this when they're searching for something else), but I do have a strange craving for some Mutton dumplings.

Nothing in this study is very shocking or ground breaking, but it is interesting. Something about the German family pisses me off though. What's with their smug looks and how many bottles and cartons of liquid do you really need? Luckily this expert Indiana resident has a blogger account and a critical knowledge of what you need and what you don't need.


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posted by Ghengis @ 3:11 PM, ,

Poker Conversation Template

I used to love to play poker. Now I hate it. Not only has televised poker made it one of the worst things in the world, it has turned some of my friends into poker robots... and I ain't no friend to no robot. (Except the roomba, which died after only 5 months of service. It was under warranty though, so they are sending me a new one. Is robot warranty the same as robot reincarnation?) My friends always like to tell me about "this one hand". There is not a phrase in the English language that raises the hair on my neck more than "this one hand." Every poker story follows the same inane template that makes me want to shoot myself in the face:


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Oh, great.

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The result of this made me:
A) Happy
B) Sad



Oh.

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