Armageddon Jr
Sunday, September 24, 2006
You are not supposed to a judge a book by it's cover, but you do know if it has a poorly made cover that the writer was not creative enough to come up with a good cover idea or his/her book wasn't written well enough to find a publisher wealthy enough to put money into a cover.
Hugo Chavez
President of Venezuela 1999 - Present
George Bush
President of the United States of America 2001 - Present
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
President of Iran 2005 - Present
Jeff "The Missing Link" Rumakinktostozlon
WWE Wrestler 2007 - 2008
Chinga
Grand General of Cambodia 2008 - 2021
Glorbauch
Supreme Ruler of Earth 2024 - ?????
It appears that more often that any time in history, human beings are electing leaders who's eyes are merging towards the center of their heads. It may be a stretch to assume that a cyclops will take over the planet, but the ape theory is not out of question. If we continue to elect primates it is inevitable that our world will be overrun with man beasts in the future. Only the people who begin to follow the wide-eyed crazies like the runaway bride and drink Marshall Applewhite's Koolaid will be spared from the clash of civilizations.
It may be time to start believing people who say they know where to find a spaceship.
posted by Ghengis @ 10:30 PM,
