Utah
Wednesday, January 11, 2006
Looks painted.
It is hard to leave Utah without someone trying to turn you into a Mormon. I'm not sure what the draw is to the faith. They are certainly nice people, but I am afraid of people who chase me down the street trying to hand books to me. When someone tried to give me the book of Mormon I asked him if I joined his church if I would be allowed to chase people with books too. He smiled and said that it was probably the only thing I would be doing. I think it might sound like fun.
If you don't know, from what I have read, the Mormons believe that after Jesus left the Middle East, he landed back on earth as a baby in America. His spacecraft crashed into a farm house in the middle of Iowa where he was found by a farmer and his wife wrapped in an American flag. This Jesus grew up fast and found out that he had the power of flight and could see through the thickest steel. He used this power to teach the Indians how to trick the white people out of their money. Thus the first Casino was born in Salt Lake City.*
My doctor laughed at me when I said that I went skiing the week after they wanted to make sure my heart was working correctly.
Doctor, mountains are filled with iron and minerals to keep me healthy.
* Just kidding, Jesus. I don't want to go to hell.
It is hard to leave Utah without someone trying to turn you into a Mormon. I'm not sure what the draw is to the faith. They are certainly nice people, but I am afraid of people who chase me down the street trying to hand books to me. When someone tried to give me the book of Mormon I asked him if I joined his church if I would be allowed to chase people with books too. He smiled and said that it was probably the only thing I would be doing. I think it might sound like fun.
If you don't know, from what I have read, the Mormons believe that after Jesus left the Middle East, he landed back on earth as a baby in America. His spacecraft crashed into a farm house in the middle of Iowa where he was found by a farmer and his wife wrapped in an American flag. This Jesus grew up fast and found out that he had the power of flight and could see through the thickest steel. He used this power to teach the Indians how to trick the white people out of their money. Thus the first Casino was born in Salt Lake City.*
My doctor laughed at me when I said that I went skiing the week after they wanted to make sure my heart was working correctly.
Doctor, mountains are filled with iron and minerals to keep me healthy.
* Just kidding, Jesus. I don't want to go to hell.
posted by Ghengis @ 11:02 PM,
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At January 12, 2006 at 10:40 PM,
nmrboy has news of...
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good to know you're still alive, then. although i hate you for being one of the crowd (total number = poulation of world - me) who've gone skiing this winter. ah well; at least you had the heart (no pun intended) to go to utah and be hassled...
n.
