The North Wing
Monday, July 19, 2004
I don't like putting things in boxes just so I can drive across town and then take them out of the boxes. The only way that would make any sense at all is if I wanted to have a bunch of boxes at my new apartment that I can trip over while I leave my things inside of the boxes because unpacking is a full time job and I already have a full time job so I will have to hire someone to do this.
The better way is to back my car up to my room at home. The trouble is that there is a fence in the way so I have to make a slide like they have in airplanes and let that be the means to which all possessions reach their transportation destination. This method makes the floor of my car into a sea of broken glass, computer parts, and dishes. I don't get too upset about broken things though because it makes the decision to get rid of it for me. I like to have decisions made for me because it leaves no regrets. I imagine it like having a job at Burger King where all of your decisions are made for you by an angry middle aged woman who is upset that her community college degree in OLS did not get her as far as she had hoped so she takes it out on you and the teenagers throwing ketchup packets at old people. (Oh why did I eat there? My belly and I agree that it is a true regret.)
So I live in a new place now. This is location number 4 since I started letting the internet know what I have been doing. It's really nice because I somehow managed to use the power of the dollar to swindle away the master bedroom with it's own bathroom and the garage that is underneath my feet. We are on the second floor so we have to worry about downstairs neighbors most of the time except in my room we can bore holes into the floor until we pee our pants because my car does not have large enough ears to be damaged by heavy machinery. However, we have to wait to drill until the day I decide to pick up my scattered unboxed items that are currently blacking out the carpet.
The apartment overall is larger than I remembered and all of our guests have been impressed. There is a problem with airflow though. every time I pass my room's door it wakes up a ghost. That ghost then starts hooting or making ghost sounds and that scares the whole earth into tipping eastward and my door closes every freakin time I walk past it. My roommates are already concerned that I am a recluse and hate them because I keep closing my door when I come in here. They obvioulsy haven't met the ghost yet. Maybe he's only in my wing.
I get to work 17 hours on Wednesday.
posted by Ghengis @ 11:36 PM,
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Hey I just tried the noise at the ghost and it did not help. However, it appears that the ghost is afraid of shoes because when I put one by the door it doesn't scare the world sideways. I'm glad I like to kick off my shoes.
I do the same thing with moving boxes (the few I actually have). My closet is really big. I plan on bringing home women and showing it to them so they swoon over ideas of hanging up dresses. I could house at least 2 children in there but I won't because they are messy. Instead my closet is currently a moving box graveyard whether they contents inside live on or not.
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